And, you know, it's the phone number she put on the sign advertising her services. It's not like it's some secret private line.

I know it's constantly happening to me.

Well maybe Thor is dead by Vol. 2 and the chick Thor shows up.

John Oliver says they sent the debtor list to a company that specializes in forgiving medical debt without creating a tax liability for the debtor. So apparently that company knows how to structure things to take advantage of whatever loopholes exist.

Why 'Dawn of Boredom' when 'Yawn of Justice' is right there?

You're cooking what for dinner?

I don't see how this fits into TV Land's roster of shows starring people playing themselves.

This will fit in well with their show about George Lopez playing a comedian named George Lopez and their show about Jim Gaffigan playing a comedian named Jim Gaffigan.

If only the American version of Top Gear would ever get past pretty awful.

If it makes you feel any better, she also wrote 'Terminator Geneysiseishesis'

Any film you watch once and then drop dead in a week because a creepy wet kid crawls out of your TV and kills you is a killer film.

It's a good thing they have such a large cast then.

I have a Volkswagen Jetta, and every time I look at the dash and see that the speedometer goes up to 160 mph, I think about how wildly optimistic Germans must be.

You missed The Furious and most of The Fast.

I don't know why you'd say that. Throw a wig on him and lose the scruff, and he's quite a handsome woman.

The only proper response to 'We're coming for you' is 'Phrasing'

My wife is only five years younger than I am, and she doesn't get any of my references. It's like she was out doing stuff instead of watching TV like she was supposed to.

Sexy, sexy tweed.

'Texasville'

George W. Bush?