3-D BEARS

I'm from Colorado, but I live in Missouri now. My name is the weirder part, since it implies a connection to Louisiana that I don't have. Basically, I've deceived you. I do that.

I'm from Colorado, but I live in Missouri now. My name is the weirder part, since it implies a connection to Louisiana that I don't have. Basically, I've deceived you. I do that.

Because Katy Perry isn't a fundamentalist Christian.

Because Katy Perry isn't a fundamentalist Christian.

That guy's reaction has been so histrionic, he might as well be one of my Facebook friends.

That guy's reaction has been so histrionic, he might as well be one of my Facebook friends.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Don't quit your day job.

Don't quit your day job.

Here's my nonsense answer: Because James Bond is the one who the world revolves around. Nothing in those movies makes any sense without knowing the foregone conclusion: James Bond will beat the bad guy and get the girl. If good storytelling, logical characters, bad guys' aiming skills, and the laws of physics have to…

Here's my nonsense answer: Because James Bond is the one who the world revolves around. Nothing in those movies makes any sense without knowing the foregone conclusion: James Bond will beat the bad guy and get the girl. If good storytelling, logical characters, bad guys' aiming skills, and the laws of physics have to…

Or they could just not make any more Hunger Games movies. That would be pretty good too.

Or they could just not make any more Hunger Games movies. That would be pretty good too.

Cocaines ARE a hell of a drug.

Cocaines ARE a hell of a drug.

@joaquinstick:disqus , I suspect that 2/3 number was his starting point, and he would whittle it down from there just like you suggested. I was already freaking out (and anyway I was probably 7 or 8 years old), so I don't remember the rest of his damnation algebra. Or maybe he really was "liberal" for an evangelical.…

@joaquinstick:disqus , I suspect that 2/3 number was his starting point, and he would whittle it down from there just like you suggested. I was already freaking out (and anyway I was probably 7 or 8 years old), so I don't remember the rest of his damnation algebra. Or maybe he really was "liberal" for an evangelical.…

The Baptist church my family went to was WAY in to end-times, Book of Revelation(s) shit. That wasn't the scary part for me personally though. I remember clearly a sermon where the pastor said that 2/3 of all the world's people would go to hell, like it was simple arithmetic, and I left the church (actually a junior…