By the cable star to movie star time conversion equation, those guys will be in this movie about 8 seconds a piece.

Dammit, I made up this name years ago. Do I have to become a Scientologist gimmick poster now?

I watched Predator, and now I'm a governor and a sexual tyrannosaurus. So, I guess that's a fair trade.

I have heard of him, and I live in a cave and listen to Opeth. He's a rock star.

That's the one, and that's why I thought it was funny. It just took that beer commercial philosophy to its logical extreme. I thought, "This has to be a joke."

Remember that Dodge Charger commercial from the Super Bowl a few years ago? I laughed my ass off at that. I thought it was a parody, and I was embarrassed when I realized nobody else saw it that way. The fact that some people respond to these ad campaigns without any sense of self-awareness makes me want to punch…

Thanks for the suggestion! Try my favorite, blowhard.me.

That's an ice idea.

He's not your buddy, dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Go to the 5 minute mark.

The Warriors was just plain stolen from my autobiography, "Grand Slam: My Life as a Baseball Fury". Damn you, Hollywood!

Turns out Michael Bay sucked the whole time.

@avclub-faee0cdb03a643d235e16bd014943251:disqus , I've gotta hand it to you. You know just what to say to turn a sad thing into an infuriating thing.

Just like you said:
"Though their collections of tales became immensely popular, they were
essentially a by-product of the linguistic research, which was the
brothers' primary goal."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Bill Nye was an engineer at Boeing before he went into television.
Did you know that?

You mean that's the same guy?

I remember Mr. Plinkett having some harsh words for "Parallels".

What he said.

But if I can just yell something really clever at you, I can totally win you over to [noun]! It'll change your life!

Nice.