RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

TIME'S UP! Well, I'm heartened at the turnout, which has sagged some these past few weeks. But the correct answer was something you should all be intimately familiar with by now: an oubliette!

Almost certainly not. Tell you what, report back when you get there.

No double-guessing! And you're still wrong!

FOR THE LAST TIME, NO! EVERYONE STOP GUESSING THAT!

Eh, it's a living.

Cute. Also, WRONG!

Shut up, Lucifer, you're next on the embarrassing-Fox-adaptation list.

That's not true! That's impossible!

Haaaaaaahahahahahaha no.

Ha! Also, WRONG!

I'll just call ahead to Arkham and let them know you're on your way.

My, aren't we a morbid crowd tonight! WRONG! But here's a tip for your next of kin: it's unwise to leave the door to your mausoleum open in Gotham. Unpleasant things can happen.

No, but I hope you have one handy!

Oh, everything's a trapdoor with you people! Show some imagination!

Ah, poetical! Also, WRONG! As many of my compatriots will demonstrate, that's something very easy for non-angels to escape!

WRONG! A well isn't a prison! And its escape record is surprisingly high, particularly among acquaintances of unusually intelligent border collies. Let's hope you know one!

Damn right!

RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

Yes she did, and that's one of the many reasons I don't see her as a terribly attractive romantic partner.