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The Riddler
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Yes, you tried. And failed!

Dismissive and unimpressed? Yes, that sounds like her.

Yes, yes, you're very large. We get it.

WRONG! But a fantastic idea!

Damned right!

For once I agree with you.

RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

I prefer John Glover, but to each his own Riddler.

Oh, very well, if you insist.

TIME'S UP! Ah, and here I thought I was going easy on you all after last week's collective embarrassment. Obviously, Jerome's favorite crime, and the one he indulged in at every opportunity, was mugging!

It sure is! I recommend you try it someday!

How very intelligent of you! Quitting the show, that is. Not your answer, it's tremendously stupid.

Ah yes, "the Bus," otherwise known as the answer to the question, "What is @TyrantJoe:disqus dumb enough to walk in front of?"

Now now, it's not his fault he was created for the sole purpose of imitating a popular character in order to draw attention to a TV show otherwise starved for strong personalities.

Your enthusiasm is adorable, if misplaced.

Hey, don't blame me for this show's inane version of me. I'd step over there and bludgeon him with his own filing cabinets if my Multiverse Machine weren't on the fritz.

Goodness, I hope you didn't strain something coming up with that. Other than logic, of course.

Lucky, sure, let's go with that.

WRONG! Although now that you mention it, I wonder if they ever found that poor guy tied up in the chest. Zatara would have been out of there in thirty seconds and have the whole thing resolved before the first act.

You don't need to remind me of any of your escapades, but that doesn't seem to stop you.