Great, have fun finding a way to distribute mind-controlling hats to an entire universe at a time. Better lock down your textile sources now.

You'll need a head first.

What in any god's name could you possibly need him for? Haberdashery? Some sort of prattle deficiency?

Oh, do try to have a little imagination.

That's what they get for making the sets out of delicious marzipan. But I hear their union's run by an old witch in the forest, so good luck changing anything. Also, WRONG!

Hm, I would have thought you'd be made by antimattel.

Please, that kid had spotlights handed to him on a silver platter. Cute pun, though.

Oh, you're no fun.

I sure do!

Wrong! Clearly, Jerome was primarily ripping off Nicholson.

RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

I'm sure I wasn't the only one hoping that the hallucinatory alternate Nygma would turn out to be me, after which I beat my counterpart to death with a question-mark cane. Alas, no such luck.

According to my Arkham file, I suffer from acute narcissism coupled with an unusual flavor of obsessive compulsion that manifests itself as an insatiable need for attention and validation. Hogwash, but plausible hogwash.

TIME'S UP!
I’m disappointed, AV Club. Very disappointed. Two hours in and only one guess to show for it (a pretty good guess, though!). A simple compound riddle, scaling from easiest to hardest, and still you’ve got nothing. I don’t know why I should even bother telling you the answer.

Let's find out!

How very amusing, and how very very wrong.

Zeno of Elea says different.

You keep saying that and you never follow through!

Mine was… lucrative. I have to say, as Batmen go, Gordon is alarmingly out of his depth, even with the robo-bunny suit.

Why thank you! I love an appreciative audience.