Oh, I'm sorry, how rude of me. *ahem* The only gum around here is between your ears!

WRONG!

WRONG!

RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

You've never had to live in the cell next to his in Arkham.

WE HAVE A WINNER! Yes, the Ogre kills the women he romances, making him a Bluebeard! Well done, Cyrus Clops! For your prize, you win the estate of Mrs. Van Groot! Corpse removal comes at your own expense, of course.

Funnily enough, I usually avoid killing people. I don't really enjoy it, so most of my traps just tase them, or maim, or inflict some other sort of non-fatal injury (Batman gets the full deathrap, though. Higher degree of difficulty and all). So yes, I've caused a few deaths in my time, but I don't see it as the…

Yes, but you're also very annoying.

I hope you didn't pull something with that stretch.

Excuse me, all of my deathtraps are needfully complicated. That's what makes them fun. But you are otherwise correct.

WRONG! And yes, you do get points for agreeing with me, so your elaborate demise is coming right up.

WRONG! As far as I can tell he didn't even have a job, and lived off the old lady's money.

No, he'd be too much of a goody-two-shoes, if I understand how that universe worked. What was he, a game show host?

WRONG! If I have to sit through this character-assassinating dreck, so do you!

Mostly I would laugh at him.

Oh, get a room, you two.

Haven't seen it. I find that show crass.

Congratulations, you've come up with an answer so bafflingly idiotic that I'm not quite sure how best to taunt you about it. Oh well, I'll think of something!

WRONG! He's the son of a butler, after all, and the GCPDs half-assed psychological profile seemed to blame everything on his wanting to be a rich woman's son.

Yes, yes you are.