WRONG! He slept with his victim last week.

Oh dear God, it's nothing but gimmick posters in here anymore. Oh well, so be it. RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

Damn right!

Oh. I would have gone for the POTUS pun, but that's why I'm the Riddler and you're someone who hires the Psycho-Pirate as a henchman.

I ask the riddles here! But yours is cute, I'll give you that.

Engaging in whimsical, morally ambiguous escapades, as is my wont.

Exactly. Not much point in it.

WRONG!

Ha! But also, WRONG!

RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

Ah, I see these reviews are back to being posted at random times. No more screeners, I take it? Well, too bad, if you can't commit to a reasonable schedule then I can't commit to showing up with new riddles. See you next week, perhaps.

No, they've gone faster once or twice. Sometimes these people surprise me. And I find I'm more forgiving the week after I stump the room.

Both.

Correct! Alan-a-Dale is the member of Robin Hood's gang who carried the lute! For your prize, please accept this handful of money you've just seen being thrown by bank robbers right in front of the cops, so as to easily incriminate yourself!

The same reason the GCPD left the key piece of evidence in the case lying around where some random kid could put it on. Because every character on this show is an idiot. I hate to keep harping on this point, but… wait, no I don't.

RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

TIME'S UP! Really, people, I thought I'd given you all you needed. Acrobat, injury, what do you need, a road map?

Wow, the answers are actually getting stupider as we go. This is what watching Gotham does to people!

No, the one that drops the weight is over there. Looks like I activated… ooh. Messy.

Oh God, you're going to be Film Freak, aren't you? I think we were all a little relieved he didn't make it through Knightfall.