A stupid answer for a stupid answer only makes the whole world doubly stupid.

Okay, I think we've officially run through almost all of the circus-related idioms that could possibly describe this situation. Anytime one of you brainless rabble wants to try actually answering my riddle, let me know.

I see you've chosen Robin Williams as your persona du jour. I never took you for the sentimental type.

You're right, that is the stupidest answer yet!

Most likely yours will be a psych professor or grad student Gordon consults on a case with, and he'll make constant Alice in Wonderland references and the camera will focus on hats a lot. It could be worse. And probably will be.

This version of me thinks a cupcake with a bullet in it is a clever riddle. He's not worthy of my name.

Because, as we've well established by now, every character on this show is an idiot.

La Commedia è finita!

Nice audition, but I'm not hiring.

Not correct, but a decent acrobat joke, so I'll let you off the hook. Literally, the trap I had planned for you involved meathooks.

Copycats.

Time for you to eat crow.

Cute! But also wrong!

Why, with deductive skills like that, you could be a GCPD detective!

You are such a wuss, Tetch.

You're just lucky I don't have any skyscraper-sized traps prepared.

Wrong! That's my job!

RIDDLE ME THIS, AV CLUB!

Nice work, Sava.

Congratulations, you're the winner.