Normally I refrain from spoiling my imitators' pathetic puzzles, but I'm compelled to point out that the answer to number four is "stupidly."

Impossible! mratfink has it! You have lived up to the engorged noggin of your avatar, sir!

*Googles Batman Live*

Very clever, Monkey… BUT WRONG!

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My first comes last.
My second makes a man a man.
My third deals in triple-digit bonds.
My fourth is often charged, but never convicted.
My whole is forever young.
What am I?

Everyone's a critic.

Good tries, all, but WRONG! The answer is that no matter what, Joker always starts out as nothing but a small-time Hood! HAHAHAHAHA!

No, the answer is not Joker himself, you clods!

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Aside from the Bat and the chemical bath, what do all Joker origin stories have in common?

Riddle's over, people. Try reading the thread.

Nintendo Historian, change your name to Lewis Carroll Historian because you are correct! Tweedledee and Tweedledum appear in Through The Looking Glass, not Alice in Wonderland.

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Jervis Tetch, the little wretch,
Convened himself a band
Composed of rogues who, in their way,
Resembled Wonderland.
Tweedeldum and Dee signed on,
And Cheshire too, and then
The Royal Flush Gang joined en masse:
Ace, King, Queen, Jack, and Ten.
"A merry lot!" the Hatter thought.
"But something here is…

Good God, you A.V. Club people are getting good at this. Way to come back from your little dungeon meltdown, Helix. Oh, and curse you.

Eh, I blew him up last week. If these bush-league brain teasers (which I shall not spoil, out of professional courtesy) are the best he can do, I'm not worried.

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My first is like Mike Nelson.
My second is all of us.
My third is briefly rude.
My fourth is insultingly British.
My whole is a sure sign of a good time.
What am I?

I'm giving this one to MGS5413. No offesense, Zsasz, but you really shouldn't be blurting out the answers before everyone else. You've got more experience than they do, and it gives you an unfair advantage.

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Why do Killer Croc episodes feel particularly epic?

WRONG! The answer is that he needs a mold to stay in one piece! Haahahahaha!

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Why is Clayface like a syphilis patient?

Oh, for the love of-