Nestle is the only brand I can't stand. It definitely has a distinct taste from Deer Park and such, like you just drank a glass of milk right before. The aftertaste is weird.

Let's not get into a Mastiff argument!

I wouldn't say all born again folks are addicts. But it seems all former addicts that turn to religion approach it in an addictive way. They chase a spiritual high to keep going every day, to the point it becomes all consuming.

Says you! Pppplllttt!

A fact is now any fiction, spoken with true conviction.

Oops! I forgot to plug this in. My bad.

"The Norman Abernathy Choir" - my dad.

Upvoted because I work for AARP health

Sumimasen.

Check out either version of the movie Hatchi to see how one dog handles it.

When I was five I cried because I thought he died. Now I cry because the kid up and left Puff with no warning. They were supposed to be best friends. Fuck you Jackie Paper!!!!

"He was gonna do a TV special from here before he died, a musical version of Somebody Up There Likes Me."

I found out about this show solely because of the ads they run on this site. I do agree they were annoying, but I love snopes.com, Mythbusters, etc. so it was worth pushing through that to discover another source of truth in a post-truth world.

Dorothy: "Thrice. Who the hell says thrice?"
Rose: "It's a word"
Dorothy: "So is inter-uterine"

"I don't know."

I'm from Albany and I've never heard that expression.

I moved to Lancaster about eight years ago, this must be kinda new. Looks like I need to make a trip to South Street soon.

He came through my club in the early 2000's and the whole thing was just "meh". I'm a big Smiths fan, a guitarist, I've seen The The (without him), bought the first Electronic single, and still couldn't find anything to latch onto in his solo stuff. All I remember is that he constantly was chewing gum, in that "I'd…

For the longest time I didn't understand why Snopes wasted so much time on obviously fake stories to debunk, now I know.

I just finished my semi-annual can of Spam Lite. I can't take the full strength stuff any more. If I happen to go down the canned meat aisle, and it's on sale, then I know it's time for some Fried Spam!