I had to stop and rewind twice and literal almost fell out of my chair, it was so funny.

Lt Atkins: You're a detective with experience on the streets.
Tanner: So, why didn't you ask Tribeca?
Lt Atkins: Because I can't tell if she has experience on the streets or not.
Angie Tribecca: I have some. On my father's side.

"You kill a few people, throw around some blood, and go 'You see what I'm saying'? 'Oh we see what you're saying'. . . and they still don't see"

The first time I saw a commercial for the video game "Farming Simulator 17" I thought to myself, "Wait, there were 16 other versions of this game?" My only excuse is that it was early in the morning.

When microphones record Trump, they're not recording his best. They record his hate, his lies, his raping, and some things they record, I assume, are good.

I was hoping for a follow-up. something along the lines of "Is that Arnold Palmer?" "No it's Ice-T with lemonade!"

This softened me on him a little. He dissed the club I worked at back in the early 2000's, because it's light on the accommodations. I thought he was just an actor turned wanna be rocker, but this gave me a new appreciation. Our 200 person club was only a third full at best, so if he wanted to play better clubs, he…

I had a Car Bomb sticker on my gig tool box and had to fly home from a tour. This was pre9-11 so I just shoved it in my duffel bag. No way I was going to remove it.

CAR BOMB!

CAR BOMB!

Sh - sh - sh - shop as usual . . .

Many people still believe that once an American Flag touches the ground, it's dirty and must be burned.

I bet the band members just had their names thrown on to make publishing money. I worked with a guy that sold a song to Molly Hatchet, and by the time it was on the record it had at least seven people claiming credit.

He gets the money. I control sound, not words, so it's not a very well formed idea.

Actual I have an idea for a movie or Black Mirror where there is a Kickstarter like site, and you take a hated rich person. The public raises money to kill him him, and he has to raise more money to stay alive.

I use Aol. I think for people that log in through a website, going to aol or yahoo is a pain because you have to go through click bait and ads to get to the mail, so Gmail is a cleaner and smarter email. If you use outlook or a similar program it makes sense to keep an old email. But going to aol or yahoo just for…

. . . And I would do it again!

I read that the allowing that scene came down to how many times he was shown looking down at his lap.

http://imgur.com/gallery/IasA6

Jump scares don't frighten me when there is no context, because you can feel those cheap ones coming a mile away. You know it's gonna be cat.