I did the Ancestry DNA testing because I was adopted. While it was interesting that I matched my adopted parents heritage (Great Britain / Scandinavia ), it is quite boring otherwise.

When they first started serving nuggets a few years ago, the BBQ sauce was Sweet Baby Ray's Sweet and Spicy, sounds like that has changed. It's been a while since I have had them, because unless somebody else wants to go there, I don't like Burger King's over-processed food. Anybody else get the BK Burps from the fake…

I spent this past weekend's road trip listening to Piper, Saucerful, the soundtracks to More, The Valley and Zabriski Point, and finally Atom Heart Mother. (Yes I was traveling by myself, why do you ask?) I only got to the the third worst song in his list, and I have a problem. I love the Atom Heart Mother Suite. I…

It can't be two things?

This passage popped into my head and made me laugh to myself. Then I decided to look it up and re-read it, which freaked me out.

Climate change denial is like farting in an elevator: Wrong on so many levels, and you know who's at fault even if you won't admit it.

CNN agrees!

That's funny, because I took a brief tour of the Wheatland House, and they never mentioned that.

That's a Whoopsie!

There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.

Now I want a grinder for lunch. As a kid that was Sunday dinner in CT. I guess I have to settle for a hoagie.

I love that commercial. A catchphrase that should have caught on more.

Actually, that was Owivia De Havawand. It's a common misunderstanding.

Harry and Larry have a younger brother Cary, and to avoid choosing one over the other, they picked a third party.

And you know if they did find the Loch Ness monster it would be headline news, not kept secret during months of post production.

At gigs I always go before the doors open, and use the ladies' room, situation permitting.

It's weird how quiet the house becomes. I have three other dogs but losing a 150lb Mastiff changed the tone, even though she was a giant couch potato.

It's odd, because as a guy, nut shots don't bother me, but seeing somebody fall on the ground, especially cement and asphalt causes severe discomfort. I didn't care about the kid on the railing until he fell off and hit the stairs.

Actually, it was a very special Gimme A Break, if my memory serves me.

When I was 12 I saw Prime Cut at summer hockey camp on orientation day. I couldn't keep my big mouth shut, and next year the movie wasn't as "interesting".