What the hell could be in the alleged "tapes" that Trump thinks would be bad for Comey, but not him?

If anybody besides Bernie Sanders was talking about income inequality, that could be a problem.

Maybe Trump wasn't rich enough!

His 50 state road trip seems to consist entirely of visiting blue collar workers (including a family of Trump voters in Ohio) and writing a lengthy Facebook post about how he learned something.

Also, this clearly means that he's actively trying to derail the investigation, but don't worry, he's innocent, the Russian law firm of the year says so!

So, being an attention hungry dick runs in the Trump family?

Zuckerberg has said he's no longer an atheist; all he needs is a book about his thoughts on politics and Zuckerberg 2020 iś ready to go.

Trump openly moving to turn the FBI into a political group isn't getting the outrage it should. Republicans won't bother pretending to care because it's one of theirs, but law enforcement should not be partisan.

They was a baby. It had a daddy.

North Korea has launched another missile test, as they are wont to do after South Korean elections. The White House issued a statement that Russia is not pleased. They are just fucking with us.

The "priming the pump" thing is so weird. It's like something a cartoon character would say to impress a date.

What does that even mean? How would that be binding?

Turns out he was fired for eating others people lunch in the break room fridge.

I think Designated Survivor was meant to riff on the Tea Party backlash to Obama, but yeah, the premise reads a lot differently under the current administration.

Frank Stallone?

So, the White House has three separate, contradictory narratives of why Comey was fired, and none of them make sense. Nope, nothing suspicious about that.

That's according to the official White House timeline, as well.

AP is reporting on an $80,000 discrepancy in Flynn's lobbying income. He returned the money to the Turkish businessmen that hired him, but there is disagreement why it was returned. Flynn has it listed as being for unspecified 'work' while his employer says it was a refund for unperformed lobbying.

Comey flew to Los Angeles on an FBI plane. Did they let him fly back, or did he have to pay for his own ticket home?

The White House has released an official timeline on Comeys firing, and it contradicts the memo and previous story. The official timeline is that Trump has become increasingly dissatisfied with Comey, and his testimony in front of Congress was the last straw (!) which prompted Trump to ask for a grounds of dismissal.