After Mark Zuckerberg

Yeah, they were clearly banking on Comey being so unpopular that nobody would care.

They gave him more applause than Peyton Manning winning the Super Bowl!

A grand jury issued subpoenas into former National Security Adviser Flynn's ties to Russia, which is amazingly not the craziest thing to happen today. Trumps stated reason for firing Comey, essentially that Comet was too hard on Clinton's e-mails, is ridiculous. Story going around is that Trump asked the AG office…

Most Republicans have either capitulated to Trump during Comey, or have settled on "wait and see." They won't budge until there are riots in the streets.

Also: a grand jury has issued subpoenas regarding Flynns ties to Russia.

Town hall cuckolding is one of the more sane surprises from this Congress.

The news is fake, but the leaks are real.

Yes, but they would have to be the same words.

Yeah, the presentation was to drum up investment in her company, but spent some time on how her father in law can hand out visas.

Trump is still blaming Obama for granting Flynn security clearance in the first place, ignoring that Obama also revoked that clearance when he fired Flynn in 2014.

Where oh where can the President be?

They'll skim it, and check Wikipedia for how it ends.

Domestic news: Jared Kushners siste, Nicole Meyer, held a conference in China to sell $500,000 investment visas as a path to citizenship. There was a presentation that referred to Trump as a "key decision maker in the visa process." Security kicked reporters out 5 minutes into the presentation , and she refused to…

To put a tin-foil conspiracy cap on for a moment: it's possible the hackers saw there was false info in the data, but didn't have time to purge it before the election. So, instead uploading directly to wikileaks, it gets dumped on Reddit, but Wikileaks takes the lead in announcing that they believe it's all real. So,…

"According to these leaked emails, Senator Cory Booker has gotten freaky with all of our mothers!"

Most of whom also have no experience.

Macron is an Independent, so it's not clear what kind of relationship he'll have with Parliament, or even really what this means for parliamentary elections.

It seems Macron saw the hack coming, and his campaign IT department planted fake information. Wikileaks literally declared this "fake news" then said they weren't the ones that leaked the data, even though they have vouched for it.

Haha, there actually was a CSI: Miami episode with a space murder.