"This is a big bill, so you guys should be able to knock it out in a week, right? Get it on my desk by Monday, I'm off to Mar A Largo."

Trying to get major legislation through in the middle of already tense budget negotiations — where ACA funding is already a point of contention — is dumb as hell.

Kid Rock is really going to run for Senate, isn't he?

Trump is apparently pushing for another ACA repeal push, so that he can have one major accomplishment in his first 100 days. No such bill has been written yet, but Trump wants to sign it in 10 days. So, he learned nothing from the last attempt to fast track ACA repeal.

Is "Whose Life Is It Anyway?" A book that exists, or was Joanne really taking a leap there?

Alex Jones smokes pot once a year to test how potent George Soros makes it. That sounds crazy, but maybe Soros is his dealer?

The Department of Justice has clarified that they are aware that Hawaii is a state (this is the craziest true sentence I had ever typed) But seem to think that it is a single island.

Wacky beards were all the rage in WWI

Yes,the U.S. Still does not formally recognize the Armenian genocide.

Related: two people have been shot and killed in anti-Maduro protests in Venezuela. Both shootings were by masked men riding motorcycles.

Speaking of Russia: Journalist Nikolay Andruschenko, who has criticized Putin, died, a month after being beaten into a coma by unknown attackers.

Half a million was donated by Venezulas state run oil company, which is…surprising

There were also concerns that the British government wouldn't approve of Murdoch's bid to acquire the Sky network due to the controversy and apparent culture of impunity.

Hilary threw the election as part of a nefarious plot to get Trump in the White House!

I'm sure Trump will intimidate them by sending an aircraft carrier their way. Or away from them. Whichever.

Everyday missile tests! Testing missiles all day and all night!

Jason Chaffetz has also announced he will not be seeking re-election. So, that's two down.

Also: the White House statement on the referendum had language about "groups that use terror" that seems to be a vague reference to the YPG, a militant group that's been a thorn in Turkey's side for years, but have emerged as effective anti-ISIS fighters.

In less important news, Trump stole a kids hat and threw into a crowd: https://www.bing.com/videos…

Trump has warned Kim Jong Un that he's "gotta behave" because Trump has no idea how statecraft works. He also seems to think Kim Jong Un has been in power since the Clinton administration.