You'd think somebody that's been sued as many times as he has would have a basic understanding of the court system.

Holy shit is he dumb. How do you accidentally tweet your password?

I caught the various highlights (such as Cruz slamming insurance company profits; Trump does this, too. Will it add up to something, or just more empty rhetoric from Republicans?). I agree, random politician debates would be a trend I support.

The two issues fed into each other—he was a shitty, unattractive dude dating beautiful women. It was weird in a way that the creators seemed to have underestimated. (Should've dialed back the shiftiness)

Everybody knows about your subway shortcuts.

Apparently, the rule was created in 1922, after two Nort Carolina Senators got into a fist fight. No word on if the fist fight was more brutal than a decades old public letter from a Civil Rights advocate.

While attempting to read a letter from Correta Scott King opposing Jeff Sessions nomination (originally to judge, but also Attorney General, or anything else he could be nominated for in the future) Elizabeth Warren was formally silenced, with McConnell citing an obscure rule against impugning the character of a…

The attacker was himself from the future.

Yemen has revoked permission for US military operations on the ground in response to diasterous raid from a week or so ago.

Well, at least you're safe from grizzlies.

Right below "anger over lack of blowjobs."

Black Bauer is the preferred term.

An SVU episode where a man who runs a white supremacist website kills a game show host turned politician might shake things up.

So, her focus as First Lady will be on 'grabbing all the cash you can.' Maybe she'll replace the White House garden with a Scrooge McDuck style money vault?

He likes to watch TV. Maybe a Law and Order marathon will distract him from running the country into the ground?

It's entirely possible the lawyers defending it don't know the rationale, either.

Yes, to brag about the coastline.

"Preliminary polls indicate that your mother is a fat whore!"

I assume his State of the Union will include a threat to dump laughing gas in the resorvoirs, as well as at least one line about The Apprentice ratings.

Today we learned that Trump calls his own shots, based on an accumulation of data. This statement means nothing. Have you made a decision based on at least one fact? You've accumulated data and called a shot. As long as that decision didn't bankrupt a casino or give a job to Steve Bannon, you did better than Trump.