On Holocaust Rememberance Day, no less.

This is week one of a presidency that's not been faced with any sort of crisis, in a country with historically low crime rates and an economy that's in an upswing.

You mean, how would the repeal of the ban work?

Great job protecting America from award-winning filmmakers. Way to focus on what's important.

Who would have thought that the National Parks Service and the CIA would be the two government agencies to stand up to facism?

If he's talking on his unsecured, personal cell phone, which he is confirmed to still be using, every spy agency under the sun will have a recording.

There's speculation that Trump doesn't even know what he's signing; I'm 90% sure he still doesn't know what the global gag rule is.

It wasn't about directly getting the press to back down, it was about riling up the base to get hostile/ignore negative coverage.

He called them to tell them to shut up. Sounds about right.

No more new taxes! Unless you need to pay for a wall or whatever, then fuck it.

Oh shit, I almost forgot about Bannon calling the press "the opposition" and saying they need to "shut their mouth." There's always one horrible thing after another.

When pressed on how to come up with funding, Paul Ryan started talking about repealing Obamacare (so, I guess they do have a replacement for healthcare: ramming your head into a concrete wall) and said they might take money from the infrastructure budget, literally building a wall instead of bridges.

There are some signs that Trump may be backing away from the import tax idea—a lot of statements that it's just one of many options they're looking at, etc.

It's been confirmed that Trump personally called the head of the National Park Service and asked for Inauguration pictures with bigger crowds.

For all his grandstanding and backsliding about US extradition, the US government has never issued a warrant against Julian Assange. Given how hard they're going for Trump—from spreading Glenn Beck conspiracy theories about the Women's March to ignoring Trump's ban on federal employees speaking to the press—I doubt…

He claims his speech at the CIA Memorial Wall had "The longest standing ovation since Payton Manning won the Super Bowl," for a speech that was standing on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier while yelling about your penis.

I'm already trolling WikiLeaks, but I'll spread the hostility.

Immediately after the election, when there were riots in the streets of Seattle, I remember seeing a news piece asking Trump supporters about how they felt about the backlash. A lot just didn't seem to grasp why it was a big deal, and just figured it was a settled matter. Not like obnoxious, they seemed genuinely…

Apparently, there's a poll that has just over 30% of Californians supporting secession. I saw a booth about it at the LA Women's March.

Also, I mean, it's not like the CIA gives standing ovations to Super Bowl winners, so who the Hell is he talking about?