Feh! Lightweight.

To hell with the bad cow! Where do we apply for this "Meatloaf Squad!?"

And Zoidberg has been punishing their gardening section with all-he-can-eat vegetarian buffets!

For A Thousand and One Arabian Nights, no less!

We've got your pickle jar standing by, even!

Does this mean we never find out what happened to the planet-eating flatulence cloud known as, "Galactus?" Zoidberg would like to be his new herald! Finally, nobody in the Universe would blame Zoidberg for the stench anymore!

Zoidberg prefers musical theater to movies. Put him in "Spider-Man: Turn Back On the Dark, Why Not!"

@avclub-55e3810d28d3d3b098f2405b29602eea:disqus , don't you speak ill of the recently dead Mr. Bangles who was entirely too chewy!

Bah! He never put up with the bullying from a mean ro-butt! It turns out he built the damned thing!

Excuse me, but I believe I'm the doctor here. Midichlorians are the gene sequence that grow gills in you warm-bloods, like they did in Zoidberg's cuddly pet monkey before he tragically drowned! THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT UP!

Then why is is so full of delicious paper? Bah! Just like that Shroud of Turin fiasco, this is!

FEH! Decapodian, not Italian, @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus ! Or do all us smelly monsters look the same to you? A big racist is what you are!

Remember which dumpster is mine when you're done! Just look for the one marked "Dr. Z" in my own ink, no less!

So you're nonchalant. Stop rubbing our noses in it, already!

On some of those pictures, straight up to their cloacal canals you can see! A very handy reference guide for us respected medical-type doctors!

And Zoidberg craves a Reed Richards pre-Planet Hulk! Too good for monsters, are you? Deport them all, why don't you!

Mr. Richards, please don't tell Prince Namor where I am! It took Zoidberg many years of therapy to get over the things that abominable sea creature-hating control freak made me do!

It's all The Professor's fault, it is! All Zoidberg did was find the setting for 70 million years ago on his time machine! Dinosaur eggs are irresistible!

The Big Shots from Kraft froze you out, too, eh? Too good for us, are they?! FEH! Our money's just as green and absent as anyone's, I say!

"How about a Burger Time remake that comes with the real burgers, maybe?"