Excuse me, which is the one people like to hug?

I SAID, "I OFTEN USE SIMILAR GHOST-POSSESSION TREATMENTS FOR HEART ATTACKS IN YOU HUMANS!"

Thanks for pouring salt on that seaslug, C.H.O.M.P.S! A commitaphobe, that guy was. And try even bringing up him moving to New New York!

Remember: Zoidberg is commenting 1,000 years ahead of you! Not only lacking in boxing glove arrows is he, no graphic onscreen mating ritual with Black Canary does it include! No help in my human anatomy study, was it!

Yes, please present your mammary glands for inspection. The origin of the head-sized tumor coming from your neck, they may be!

He's my best friend!

A witch hunt, this isn't! You just try to prove it, buddy!

Be careful, @avclub-a7b630d72fa01c899f5be34ebc9e8619:disqus! Like any prescription, addictive, fire can become!

And more work for Zoidberg! I'm the Crab Whisperer, and steady work the Jersey Shore cast provides!

That's all Zoidberg was trying to say in the Tom Cruise Newswire a few days ago! Crucify a shellfish, they tried to!

Color Zoidberg aroused.

[CHUCKLES]

Truly, a gay old time, he has!

Hey, no need to be lewd, there isn't! Zoidberg doesn't judge deviant mollusk behavior, he merely gossips at top volume!

I hear Tom Cruise is a bit of a closet clam, if you take my meaning.

Crazy like a nautilus, you mean!

Having examined his prostate, I can tell you he's healthy as a crab! Errr…was. As soon as the stitches heal, even!

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus, you're saying Zoidberg's next shell should be rubber, maybe?

Urrrrgh. So now even Nicholas Cage is more hygienic than Zoidberg!?

Zoidberg, too, is galled! Still sitting on my pitch for a comedy competition show, they are, hosted by me, Zoidberg!