@avclub-4819c66a4140cc4cc37c08a88ac188f8:disqus, rely more on your exoskeleton, and less on your loud whisper growly humans!

@PugsMalone:disqus , baby, I can do the things with the mouth flaps you'll never forget.

With twice the Zoidbergs, it's twice the jokes, even! Hooray!

I thought those would help me with human anatomy! Instead, it made Zoidberg nearly lose his appetite, until he saw it was free admission to the petting zoo today! HOORAY!

While the show seems to have many helpful demonstrations of surgical techniques, I refuse to play a game until they make a non-racist controller I won't snap in two just trying to jump, I won't!

Leave Zoidberg alone! I found a wedge of delicious-smelling cheese just laying on a small wood panel with a metal bar on the floor!

So is Zoidberg! That's the one where the cheese stands alone, yes? Zoidberg likes those odds!

[EYES DART AROUND WILDLY]

And everybody knows he's the only actor Zoidberg would ever allow to portray his heroic struggles in cutting open strange bipeds, and scoring the occasional meal with no more than two footprints on it!

[PURRS]

Bah! Don Henley once again takes my statement out of context! I told him, "I'm coming, but you've got to pay in cash if you can't bring me any live bait," I did!

They don't! Trust Zoidberg on this one, why don't you! I was only trying to make him more comfortable, why not!

[EYES NARROW; MOUTH FLAPS TWIST MENACINGLY; DORSAL FIN RISES]

[SPRAYS INK ON @avclub-95b3b353b819d2d5fd1d458ce5d5ba72:disqus ; SCUTTLES AWAY FROM THREAD]

Ahh, kimchi. Finally! Zoidberg eating spoiled food's not so strange to you people anymore!

Plus, he looks naked without his carapace!

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus, put the scissors away, and you won't see the dorsal fin!

For comedy, come to Zoidberg! You probably didn't see me killing at the ro-butt's house last night, but in stitches, I had them! Until I removed the stitches!

$12 for dry leaves wrapped in paper?! FEH! The metal container Zoidberg uses for Zoidberg Time has free paper, some of it with flavor still on it, even!