Grammar police
"As smart as he," Tasha, not "as smart as him." Would you say "him was taken in by it" or "he was taken in by it"?

My only problem is that I'm not succinct enough. I should have just said "DUH!" or perhaps "No shit, Sherlock!"

Thank you. As you have figured out, everyone here is culturally retarded except you.

Hellboy shout-out?
Is it just me or do the creatures that are shown chasing the protagonists through the jungle look like Sammael?

Walton Goggins
You're one ugly motherfucker.

I'll take Predator over all of 'em.

The main photo accompanying this article is more than enough reason to hate MIA.

I just remembered
how much I enjoyed the comedian George Miller. He was always funny on Letterman, like when he quipped that Letterman prefaced sex by saying, "Let's get to it, SHALL WE." Another I remember is "Kelly LeBrock. We don't hate you because you're beautiful. We hate you because you're a CONCEITED…

Ahem…The Magnificent Seven.

Fuck yeah she ruined it. Seriously, who rhymes "day" with "me"?

I've only seen the commercials (and will only ever see the commercials), but I can tell you that the werewolf transformations are too quick. Each werewolf transformation should be a harrowing ten minute process like in An American Werewolf in London, with cracking sinews and glistening raw flesh, not a magical…

I used to watch this show all the time as a kid, but the ONLY clear memory I have of it (besides Mr. T's catchphrases) is Murdoch screaming "I WANT SOME TRASH BAGS!" and then when their captors throw a trash bag inside his cell, him snuggling up in it like a sleeping bag. If memory serves they took the trash bags and…

Not a show about a guy saddled with an abnormally large dong?
I was actually kind of surprised.

Giddyup, the answer is no. See King Kong.

Besides being gay, Tyler Perry has the weirdest philtrum this side of Tom Brokaw.

Graceland vs. Sun Records
Sun Records. There the tour guides are young guys who are enthusiastic and totally into it. You can tell they're fans, and that's why they're there doing it in the first place.

Anybody sort of reminded of Tommy Boy?
You've got Tom Wilkinson in the Brian Dennehy role as the wealthy, determined father who dies unexpectedly, Seth Green in the Chris Farley role as the irresponsible, ne'er-do-well, party animal son who has to step into the father's shoes, and some Asian guy in the David Spade…

It's not racist to think that. It's racist to think that he's able to become a kajillionaire feeding off his audience by going for broad, stupid jokes every time because black people just eat that shit up.

Shit, he's gayer than Eddie Murphy.

The only difference is that the judges can now exclaim "and you're only fifteen years old!" to some Tiger Beat reject instead of "sixteen." Except I won't be watching, 'cause fuckin' Simon's gone.