I like Ellen Page just fine.

AMERICAN PRIDE!

Fuck you, Lobsters. Say, I see what you're saying about what the shit he's wearing, I didn't really pay attention to his clothing because I'm not a fag. A colorblocked shirt isn't very punk, is it? It looks like something Garth Brooks would wear circa 1992.

Rainy Day Woman
What a fuckin' great song.

Mr. Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.
George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past 20 years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as…

Looks like a Gibson Les Paul Jr. to me. They often remove decals in publicity photos for, I dunno, trademark reasons, I guess. Definitely not an SG because it only has a single cutaway.

I actually felt the opposite way about Kristen Stewart. I never could stand her dead eyes and vacant, semi-retarded expression, so that colored my impression of her character the first time around, but on subsequent viewings the character became more sympathetic for me. Her rushing to stick up for Joel is what made…

Yeah, I saw it in the theater, too, and every time I was flipping channels and it was running on Showtime I would stop and watch it. Hey, I'm paying for the goddamn channel (mostly for Dexter), and if they're actually showing a good, watchable movie for once rather than running some Tyler Perry movie for the 80…

I think we can all agree (or maybe not)
that the photo of Fervel Lankman as Donnie in "The Mirror Crack'd" next to Fervel Lankman sitting in the audience with his sort of self-satisfied smirk is the funniest single *image* in Mr. Show's history.

Pitch perfect
That is an apt description of the "Hail Satan Network" sketch, uh, *scene*. My mom used to have the PTL Club with Jim and Tammy Bakker on every goddamn morning when I was getting ready for school, and Mr. Show couldn't have nailed it any more perfectly. Especially Bob. What cracks me up every time is…

***QUINT SPOILER***

Obviously, you wouldn't recognize a Sleepers reference if it raped you when you were 12 years old.

Ah, yes…like Ron Silver in Heat Vision & Jack.

I think it was "I've had dreams about that diamond-shaped portal." I've got Showtime, so I've seen this movie a lot.

Obviously…
Kevin Bacon will be playing Sean Nokes, security guard for Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

He's on the edge. He may be psychotic.

Margarita Levieva
I've only seen her in Adventureland, but she was well cast in that movie. And her ass is the Platonic ideal.

Awesome? He's OK, and he's good if the director can get him to commit to the role and stop acting like he doesn't even want to be there, which Brett Ratner apparently couldn't figure out during the making of Red Dragon.

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I feel your pain, VanDerWerff
My sister said Rushmore was "weird" and "annoying." That's just the tip of the iceberg, really—a gigantic iceberg of inability to relate on any level pop culture-wise.