See also the villainous Harrison Love in the movie The Mask of Zorro. It was a fictional character based off a real guy named Harry Love, but he sounded like a dick too.

You got it, dude!

Warner Bros. online DVD boutique
I like Warner Bros. on-demand DVD boutique, although all I've bought there was a copy of the classic 80's new wave concert film URGH! A Music War. Be prepared for when you open the case, you'll be assaulted with the worst "burned DVD" smell you ever smelled. It literally smelled like…

You ever been to Cirque Du Soleil?
Best segue ever.

Oh, forgive me. Shania's really fucking hot, so therefore her music has merit.

"He is the first, and hopefully last, artist I've covered in this column whose work is almost entirely devoid of merit."
Definitely not the last, since Shania Twain's coming up.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I'm not one of those AV Club posters who finds it necessary to stay in character?

I remember Bring 'em Back Alive being on during the same season. I watched them both, but I was 11, and I would (and did) watch anything.

It's like the difference between the original Doctor Who and the 90's remake movie that had Eric Roberts playing The Master. Better production values, but just not right.

It's not very good, but it's not that bad, definitely no way near "worst movie ever" level. It was better than Car 54, Where Are You?, which I didn't think was that bad, either.

Huh.
Sounds like a pretty cool show. I'll have to check it out.

Fuck you, Pete, for being from Canada.

Epochellipse, kudos to you for succinctly encapsulating why that song sucks donkey balls, and FUCK YOU for getting it stuck in my head yet again by merely typing part of the refrain. Sorry, not your fault, you had to do it to make your point, but still, FUCK YOU.

Good.
This show sucks. It sucks because I have never watched it, yet I've had its theme song stuck in my head for days at a time. And it also sucks because I have no desire to give John Goodman yet another opportunity to show how "Nyawlins" he is.

You want me to pronounce it right, put a goddamn accent mark over the "e". Until then, HBO, I will continue pronouncing it "treem".

He's the original
I bow to the master.

Yeah, there was that one dude who would wipe his ass and literally just throw it on the bathroom floor, so the floor was littered with shitty asswipe paper.

If you weren't such a white supremacist asshole, you would have read up on your Uncle Remus.

Never seen it. I tend to avoid any show with "Ghost" in the title.

There's a crossover to be made here. Get the Pickers to come to the Hoarders house and go through all the shit they have piled up everywhere.