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I found the "story" quite charming overall, and every character had some great moments (Kirby and Star Fox double-teaming the Halberd was awesome). The gameplay got repetitive pretty quickly though, but it was definitely a worthwhile feature

I would rather have a Snow Crash miniseries, with an option for The Diamond Age follow up if ratings are good.

As a person born and raised in Florida for 22 years, and having left a month after his college graduation, middle-fingers raised to the sky like the Pillars of Creation, A-FREAKING MEN.

Those cartoons are 100% accurate

The best summation yet of Final Crisis

You should do that when you have a chance. It won't change your life, but you do get to captain a pirate ship, sailing the seas while your crew sings pirate shanties as you're about to engage a Spanish Man o' War.

Awesome, now I get to annoy strangers with non-stop Fall Out Boy deep cuts.

Get this man to NASA

You mean Black Flag? I remember buckling many a swash in that game

This just sounds like Devil Dinosaur: The Game and now I want nothing more in life.

Jurassassin Park: Assassins with Dinosaurs. I'll take my billions now, thank you.

I understand it too, but you know what? Fuck it, performance and frame rate are not worth losing co-operative with the person right next to you. This is why Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros are still massively popular despite Nintendo.

Yeah, it does sound pretty bad. To be fair, I was a shithead years ago, and my state was Florida

Fuck yeah, MONO. I discovered them around 2010 with Hymn to the Immortal Wind, which is beautiful. I never see them get press (for awhile I thought I was the only one in my whole state who knew of them) so it's awesome that the AV Club is streaming these.

So far Christian Slater's greatest contribution to television is his cameo on Archer.

Secretary of Defense Michael Biehn as President Jeff Fahey's twin brother!

Oh I'm sorry, I was busy imagining Fuck Island

I will not stand by as Mark Millar is allowed to quietly implement his evil, goat-licking agenda

I did see it in Previews, so that's a fair statement. And I concur regarding overlooking the work that's being done. It's better to be critical of a work than to not even acknowledge it's existence, at least in my opinion.

He's not the only one who overdoes it.