IS THAT
Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend in the center of the background shot or just a Hobbit who imitates Justin Theroux? Speaking of old Jen I saw a photo of her, sandal-clad, strolling around in NYC the other day and discovered that she has hideous, crone-like, old lady feet. Please put on some shoes Ms. Aniston.

Yes, they do. If I recall correctly the 'That Girl' slots are inexpensive, nickel or penny eating machines. These are machines that slot makers will use any nostalgia hook with to attract aging boomers (post-60ish) with, as they are drawn to those machines and spend hours playing them. That's why there are Dean…

Flimsy Light Irony Chains
are the very essence of these comments. Don't you dare tell us to give it up.

As a former Vegas resident I can state with authority that if the casinos thought it would make money they'd put Hitler on a fucking slot machine.

The Unusual Chinese Suspects
Starring Wong Kar Waiser Sose
Screenplay by Hong Kong Phooey
Directed by Charlie Chan

Wai, couldn't you hear it the first time?

i Dream of Jihad in a Combat Hospital in Toronto

She could live in a urine sample cup instead of a genie bottle.

Why the fuck did this post twice? WHY, DAMMIT, WHY!?!

"quintessential Beatty…"
Boring and pretentious, with an ancient whoremonger playing someone half his actual age?

"quintessential Beatty…"
Boring and pretentious, with an ancient whoremonger playing someone half his actual age?

I second your soreness, as long as Deborah Kara Unger plays Jeannie.

The First Time…
I've ever tried to read an invisible review.

Isn't it obvious that the rules of the Continuum are whatever they say they are at any given moment? Must be a real pain in the ass trying to keep up to date in that group.

The Rat On The Truck
Are you being sarcastic, Todd? Or do you really not know that unions routinely use rat imagery when picketing or moving in on a non-union site? It signifies that the non-union workers are 'rats' (scab is also a frequently used term but how the fuck do you convey that visually?) Giant, inflatable…

A Bold New Design Term for the Fashion Industry
'SACK ALLOWANCE'

I Look Forward To Watching It…
while I dine on my Komodo Dragon au poivre and Leatherback Sea Turtle soup. Mmmm, tasty.

Lads, WAG's, OAP's, Geordie's, chav's…British tabloids have all sorts of interesting names for things.

Thank you.

Holy Fucking Messiah, Batman!
Is that Jesus Christ in the middle holding a hammer? And why does he have six steel tits?