I Love Peanut Butter & Peanut Butter Sandwiches
What's next, Phipps, trashing Bacon Wrapped In Pork Chops sandwiches? You bastard.

I Was Going To Post…
a brilliant comment, pregnant with meaning, deeply felt, so insightful that the very axis of the Earth would be altered. But then I decided I just don't give a flying fuck.

Does Anyone In Hollywood
have an original fucking idea in their motherfucking brain?

Come Now, Gentlemen
who amongst us has not didlled his maid servant? Enough of this scurrilous chatter, let's have a martini.

Isn't Sean O'Neal Dead?
I read that he was, it was right here on the A.V. Club comments, so I thought it had to be true. Man, you just can't believe anybody these days. My faith in humankind is frayed and tattered right about now, tattered like Ke$ha's giant underpants

Wings and Carly Simon were pretty much at their peak when they did their title tracks. Which is probably why you still hear those songs on the radio.

There's no Lazenby hate, I simply forgot to mention him. I agree, OHMSS was one of the best films, especially because of the soundtrack and the presence Diana Rigg. Timothy Dalton, well, I forgot to mention him on purpose. Don't know if it was his fault, as he's a good actor, it's just that the overall films…

'one of the Fourchan's'? Is there more than one? Are they like a secret society of snark? Whomever he/she/they are I find their posts quite amusing.

I'm not your friend, sadnessab. Do not speak to me, vile wholesaler.

Connery was best, by a long shot…until he got bored, rich and fat. The Bond of From Russia With Love was the most amoral, violent Bond ever. And the most compelling.

Fuck the Record Industry
the motherless fucking whores.

A bisexual time traveling immortal?
Shit, that's fucking hilariously awesome. That description alone has convinced me to check this show out.

Ron Swanson
looks like a 70's era porn star. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Agutter was even more delectable in An American Werewolf In London. Although she hasn't aged as well well as Gates McFadden, who is older…

Lady Gaga. They always try to use whoever is most prominent at the moment, whether they're any good or not, just to add to the buzz. But, if they could keep her sober for an hour or so, Amy Winehouse would be an awesome choice.

She was blowing the guy who runs ABC. Then she was blowing 50 Cent. Then she was blowing Uma Thurman's ex. At this rate of oral activity every member of the A.V. Club will have been blown by Chelsea Handler prior to the end of the world on 12/27/12.

Neoplasm is right, Bad Day at Black Rock has great opening credits which immediately set the very tense theme of the movie, which is just as relevant today as it was then. Bullitt has my favorite opening credits, an almost perfect realization of the coolness that was McQueen. The film itself stops making any sense…

I always enjoy the scintillating wit and eloquence of Fourchan.

Eastwood Says
O'Neal is pretty cocky, talking shit about my movie plans. If I was younger I'd kick his sorry punk ass…

People see ghosts at The Roosevelt, not the Chateau. Anyone notice Lohan's tits hang lower every month? If she makes it to 30 they'll be bouncing off her fucking knees.