I'd rather get to the back of Mrs. Peel.

I've always loved Mrs. Peel, wouldn't mind doing a little 'bible studying' with her fine ass.

'those', that is, not 'this'

Well, Mr. S. O. Cat, it so happens that the PTL scandal did not involve any bible studies, rather an alleged rape in a hotel room and Jim Bakker's subsequent efforts to pay off his accuser (Jessica Hahn, for this who give a rat's ass) with PTL money.

My dad is dead. He has no tits to speak of.

Troi, You Ignorant Slut
I think you're being too hard on 'Man of The People'. It was meant to be creepy and achieved it. And in the end it was worth it to see Marina Sirtis all tarted up and bra-less after she was through getting it on with the ensign (he picks up his shoes when he's leaving her cabin, so I got the…

But It's More Important
that she has really nice tits. Quite spectacular tits, actually.

Top Secret is a totally under-appreciated gem of a comedy.

I think you're pretty, Ruth. Tell all the nose haters to piss off. Or whatever the fuck that translates to in French.

Mr. Mumbles
As much as I love this show I'm glad I will not have to try and understand John Noble's whispering, mumbling, indecipherable readings as Earth 1's Walter for another few months. He did this all season, until I reached a point where I liked Walternate better than Walter simply because he enunciates clearly.…