You're allowed to be disappointed in both.

What do you expect if all your power units come from corn? Pigs eat corn dude. Cornfields… stink.

Every moment involving Regular Sized Rudy on Bob's Burgers. That character is too good for this sinful earth.

The look on Farva's face as his head pokes out from around the corner really seals the deal on that exchange.

My favorite episode of MST3K is The Final Sacrifice. It's gotten to the point that my brother can just text me "ROWSDOWER!" and I'll start cracking up wherever I am.

"I lEfT A pIeCe oF ChEwEd uP GUm oN yOur piLLoW."

I love Mike's analysis of the film near the end: "So the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex and old age?"

Dirk Hardpec!

"I cried last night, I died a million deaths"

Hey, I'm a porno dealing monster- what do I care what you think?

By the way you should absolutely listen to the audio commentary for "Spanish Fry." It's not chronologically the last episode, but it's the last commentary they recorded and that giddiness of saying goodbye combined with the slightly dirty episode subject makes it pretty bonkers at some points.

I've chosen to categorically ignore each sequel they've done and pretend they don't exist. Except for the Aladdin ones and Rescuers Down Under. Those were the bomb.

I'm down with Tarantino movies coming out on Christmas. My brother and I ditched holiday celebrations early to go see Django Unchained and it was a great decision.

That was the helmetiest helmet hair that ever helmeted hair.

I always loved when MST3K referenced high art and cinema. Two of my favorite host segments they did were a joke by Ingmar Bergman and "Waiting for Gorgo."

'Course it's shank or be shanked.

He's my favorite background Futurama character. His barely concealed rage at all whales leaking over into every other part of his life is utterly hilarious.

"Have you ever sheared one sheep whilst jumping through the air?"
"No."
"Have you ever sheared two sheep whilst jumping through the air?"
"NO."

Scruffy's gonna get himself one of those $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.

That's one of my all-time favorite Futurama lines.