You know, it's been two hours but it's still warm!

Well, you know… Manos.

I LeFt a piEce of cHeWed uP GuM on yoUr pilLoW.

Also their comment that the movie lapped itself.

So… so I told Gary that I was going on this vacation so he goes "well then I'm going hunting with Jeff next weekend." well that's when we were at Knives and then Lou sang 'Fernando' and then Gary oh he sings so good oh you should meet Jeff some time do you like Barry Manilow songs I know the farmers need rain but when…

*singing*
Hail hail Robonia
A land I didn't make up!

Leela: In my dream, Fry said he hid a gift for me in his locker… if it's true, then he *must* still exist in some form!

I love that even the radiator woman is there. Also that they propped up Seymour's fossil against his coffin.

But seriously, Christoph Waltz was born to be a Bond villain.

When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip…

Someone on Youtube has a compilation of Paul Rudd doing this, and the most hilarious thing might be watching Conan grow visibly more and more resigned every time it happens.

He's been more consistently doing remotes with Jordan Schlansky, and they're all gold.

With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!!!!

Ewww, you smell like drinking! And smoking!

"I should be weeping! I'm not weeping!!!"

I remember watching this episode when it first aired on TV and after it ended I was just sitting there with my jaw dropped and tears starting. My junior high self didn't realize how utterly devastating an animated show could be till that moment.

Great, now I'm tearing up at my desk over here.

Dear god, even just looking at his little cartoon avatar you can tell he's never known a moment of happiness that doesn't involve a droll reference to Mark Twain.

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

Times may have changed, but our secret recipe sure hasn't!