That's the LOMO logo.  LOMO is a manufacturer of, among other products, microphones favored by Albini.  It's not the Shellac logo.

That's the LOMO logo.  LOMO is a manufacturer of, among other products, microphones favored by Albini.  It's not the Shellac logo.

I am not Mom.

I am not Mom.

Geeminy Christmas-  this looks staggering.  I draw pictures for a living but I frankly have no idea how he does it, or how even how he begins such an undertaking.

Geeminy Christmas-  this looks staggering.  I draw pictures for a living but I frankly have no idea how he does it, or how even how he begins such an undertaking.

Hootie seems aloof.

Hootie seems aloof.

Tiptoe through the tulips with Cre-e-e-d.

Tiptoe through the tulips with Cre-e-e-d.

He's putting crabapples in his cheeks, like Captain Orr.

He's putting crabapples in his cheeks, like Captain Orr.

Nice job, but an awful lot of work for two hundred ninety-nine bucks.

Nice job, but an awful lot of work for two hundred ninety-nine bucks.

My Italian grandma would have kicked her down the stairs and broken a potted geranium over her head.

My Italian grandma would have kicked her down the stairs and broken a potted geranium over her head.

Subhuman.  You need Discipline.  Now drop and give me 20 Jazz-Funk Greats.

Subhuman.  You need Discipline.  Now drop and give me 20 Jazz-Funk Greats.

Then Jump On It.

Then Jump On It.