What a depressing God-damned morning.

Guy's got some impressive Zippo moves on him.

That was Valley Loogee, as I recall.

I think the random act of stupidity that cracked me up the most was his driving off a car lot with a used Fiat, to the accompaniment of amazed laughter from the salesmen.

Steve's the nicest guy ever.  Played really lovely old Slingerlands with wooden rims if I recall correctly.

You had to be there.

'The Reivers' with Mister Steve McQueen.

Why can't Franco try, oh, say, 'A Fable'?

"Mother-father Chinese dentist!"

"Watch your lighter around this guy, Jack"

"Do the Litmus Configuration."

"It's an inside joke between me and Alonzo."

"I'm going to stab you in the neck with a fucking pencil."

Grohl in Killing Joke.

Trent "Joe Piscopo" Reznor.

…aaaaand Yvonne Goolagong and the Groovy Ghoolies in the Gulag Archipelago.

Do not forget Sandy Duncan's Eye.

Steve's getting him a dewlap.  Living larger.

I've got a few ounces of Kopi Lwak, given me by a client about 15 years ago.  I'm afraid to touch the stuff, frankly, and it's old.  I ain't the adventurist I useta be.

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