and just like shakespeare, everyones gonna end up dead

IM THE ONE WHO BREWS!

the who shot JR thing was a phenomenon. And not just with the guy wearing the T shirt on Father Ted. also the finale of Mash was reportedly watched by a million bazillion people. thats the technical term.

the mistake you guys are making is believing that the Mindy Project is a show designed to create amusement (a.k.a. comedy). It's actually a marketing vessel for all of Mindy's outfits, looks, shoes, handbags, furniture etc.  I watch this show with my special lady friend and all i ever hear is "OMG i want that dress! "

a big bell that tells everyone to drink = laughtrack

you want me to cook that up for ya?

kelly mcdonald is still listed on the credits, she's prob just sitting a couple epis out

my lawyer had sex with my mama!

this is what Hank (and Gomie) get for enforcing the federal drug laws.

IT'S NOT FOR YOUUUU!

Mother, Father, Chinese Dentist! *thumbs up*

Suck that shit man!

Im an old gold tooth and i'll tell ya the truth. I live in the mouth of my HOMEEEY!

Cock ring warehouse. any cock'll-DOOOOO!

these two were on fire during last night's "Daily Show "

I  have been poisoned by my constituancy!

i laughed my ass off.

most… but not all of them

Russian Interregator #1: Why are you here?
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Why am I here? Why are you here? Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who once said… how do you spell spell Sartre?
[soldier slaps him]
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Owww… and let that be a lesson to you.

it's a LANDSLIDE! (Mac: i bet that dudes diahrea is soo nasty!)