Cracked Crab or Lobster? Can't we have both? (Super Primo Good Mr Coleman!)

he's got the hair for it

fuck Hank and fuck the DEA.

samantha bee as judge pam is pretty good. "I'll allow it." also "Jimmy Pesto is an idiot, the end!" "Wow, tough shout out"

We got to get our congenitals to class.

DOUG!!!!

It's okay. This is how Topsy would have wanted it. But with more trampling people.

zeke doing sports commentary = win

back to you Andy, back to you Ollie, back to you Andy, back to you Ollie…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… I don't get it.

my mom calls him "the butt-ler"

"The first time was an accident and the next one was for fun. Then it was fun, fun, accident, three funs in a row, accident, and the rest i did for you Tina" 

YOUR NAME IS MAURICE MOSS, IS IT NOT?!

Damn that mash looks tasty!

18 letters… I've never seen so many… he is truly The One.

Roy: Did you have sex with that lady?
Moss: If you call that mindless animalistic rutting sex, then yes. I suppose we did.
Roy: That sounds like sex.

Yes that is a word, and the joke does make sense!

they're all gonna die.

ITS NOT FOR YOU!

barn door!