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Damn! I can't believe that this whole time, it actually was a Troma movie I was looking for. Kind of pathetic, since I have a decent collection of Toxic Avenger, Nuke'em High, Surf Nazis Must Die, and more typical Troma fare on VHS.

The Twelve is good, but Agents of Atlas did the exact same thing much better. Thor has been fantastic, though, and I especially love the art.

I'm contemptuous of it because it seriously fucking sucks. Especially on the heels of McDuffie's great run.

The new FF is fucking horrible and I hope to see that expressed in your review. After a really fun run with McDuffie, this is some seriously awful shit. And whoever the hell Hitch traced for Sue looks absolutely nothing like the character ever has before.

I really liked this…
WHEN IT WAS A FEATURE FOR STYLUS!!!

Ringo's drumming is going to get shit on until we get a proper remastering of the Beatles catalogue. People think he sucks because you can't really hear the guy.

What the Fuck
So the AV Club finally gets an interview where the guy actually DOES come off as a total obnoxious douchebag through the whole thing, and all he gets is praise!? Seriously, this guy fucking sucks, and I don't know if I'll listen to them anymore after reading this. I was never a huge fan, but I have…

Lil' John's Crunk Juice was way better. It was like if crystal meth was a cherry flavored liquid.

Carnavas was the album that the Pumpkins SHOULD have come back with. Bands like this and Mew are taking the sound to a level that Corgan just isn't capable of anymore.

Screw that. There's no anticipation with the trades, and the current trend of writers writing for trades is what makes Bendis and Millar unreadable. Even with stuff like Y and Ex Machina, the cliffhangers at the end of the issues are what makes it worth hanging on to.

Oops, forgot that the AV Club has this crappy text thing that makes it impossible to cut and paste. Not to mention pissing off us "clickers" every time we're shot up back to the top of the page.

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Man, I could never stand DJ Screw, but I always loved UGK. It was always pure south and west down here, and I personally never really heard any Wu-Tang or Nas or anything like that until I got to college. I'm not the world's biggest hip-hop fan, but there's still that handful of southern artists that I adore, with…

This SUCKS
That new UGK was the only hip-hop album I bought this year. Ridin' Dirty was a huge part of my high school soundtrack. When I first heard he died, my thoughts went to "sizzurp", but whatever. Underground Kingz is an amazing album, a return to form that guys like Lil' Wayne are just never going to be able…

Eating Them Now
And they're DELICIOUS! Not quite as good as the homemade ones from Alton's recipe, but seriously, these are fucking good. I dunno what the hell's wrong with you Texans. You probably don't like fried pickles, either.

These things are delicious. I've been making them for a couple years now after I make a big batch of macaroni. I dunno how Sonic's are (though I might go try them now…), but Alton's kick-ass m&c recipe is even better deep fried.

Talk About Over-Rated…
Fuck 1967. Fuck Sgt. Pepper's, which wasn't the best Beatles album by a long-shot, but then again, fuck the Beatles, too. I have no idea how people can still listen to all this fogey rock when band after band has taken the music to new depths and improved on every bit of it.

DeVito
I thought the show was going to sell out huge when the added DeVito, but I was pleasantly surprised. The second season is at least as funny as the first, and last night's two episodes show promise of a great third season.

What a Surprise!
A bunch of douchebags on the avclub boards are using this review as an excuse to bash their arch-nemeses "the hipsters" and "the indie kids." Did none of you read this:

Disagree
"Kiss Kiss" is the best thing I've ever heard from them. This EP is a solid effort, though it's unfortunate that it's made up of older songs and isn't an indicator of where they're going.