I got really high in the 11th grade and watched Starship Troopers for the first time. It's been my favorite movie ever since. Never really discussed it, I just thought it was the shit.

U2, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, probably RHCP
All bands that have sucked longer than they've been any good.

I had boudin for breakfast. Not really sausage, but it's shaped the same and fits with the Louisiana theme.

She's TERRIBLE (SPOILERS)
The movie is AWESOME, yet somehow she STILL manages to make the best part of the movie the part where she dies. I have never seen an actor piss all over my suspension of disbelief like this trendy indie queen snoozer.

She's TERRIBLE (SPOILERS)
The movie is AWESOME, yet somehow she STILL manages to make the best part of the movie the part where she dies. I have never seen an actor piss all over my suspension of disbelief like this trendy indie queen snoozer.

Fuck This!
I bought my Duran Duran hypercolor ringer back in 2003, and I refuse to quit wearing it just because 90s nostalgia has replaced the trucker hats and skinny jeans everyone was wearing five years ago!

DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS!
Why is no one harping on where the title of this movie was stolen from? I was pissed when I first saw the trailer just for that obvious ripping. You don't fuck with Lebowski gags!

Final Crisis will be the nerd event of the summer. I'm absolutely fucking psyched. The Green Lantern and Batman stuff going on at D.C. has been a lot of fun, and Morrison should be taking all that to the next level with this one.

I grew up in Louisiana and have been a huge Sloan fan since I was 13, thanks to living out in the cable-less country and having DirecTV broadcast MUCH in my home.

BSS is a definite fit, but I dunno how you Canucks can complain when SLOAN is on this list. That's about as Canadian as you can get and not be Rush.

Say what you will about Layne's lyrics, they're still better than Cantrell's.

Dried Shrimp
Are these really any worse than the bags of dried shrimp that you can find in any grocery store, including Wal-Mart, here in Louisiana?

Between this review and the positive Animal Collective review, I was happy to see the AV Club finally getting it right with the music reviews. Nice to see someone counter Pitchfork praise once in a while. Well, other than TMT and CMG, which are actually even more obnoxious that PFork.

I despised the last EP from these guys, and couldn't believe the positive press it got. On album, they're doing everything that A Place to Bury Strangers does a million times better. These guys are really boring, but not quite as shitty as Times New Viking, who they get lumped in with.

Tough Crowd was great, but Colin was terrible on SNL. Agreed there.

I dunno, that bit about how you have to take a shower every twenty minutes because your so slimy from the meth is always funny. And jokes ABOUT meth heads can be great. Have you ever actually driven through northwest Texas? Nothing but highways full of tweakers who harass the shit out of you at every run down, beat…

Gateway drugs? Are you fuckin kiddin me?

Best Ep of the Season
This season has been really lackluster, but a Randy Marsh episode was just what was needed to pick things up. That line "Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't go back to Playboy!" could be the best he's delivered, which is saying a lot.

9/11
So when are they going to man up and build some miniature twin towers to bust some 9/11 conspiracy theories? I'm sure they've been asked about this a million times. Anyone know if they've ever commented on it?

It's cool- my wife loves the Troma stuff even more than I do…