"[T]he first rush…
of hesitant scales being tapped out by James Franco…." I laughed for a good 5 minutes after reading that one. Quality joke O'Neal.

I prefer his work…
in "The Poop that Peed"

I remember the characters using the phrase, "Cool your jets," a lot. Anybody else notice that?

I hope they never release those recordings. There's no way the actual audio will be as great as it is in my imagination

'Notes from the Underground Crypt Where the Scary Scary Scary Mummy Lives.' Mummies are still hip and scary, right? I expect one to show up in the next season of Tru Blood

The Old Man and the Sea Monster

'The Bachelor' videogame?
How many points does an off-camera handjob lubed up with tears of desperation get you?

That was his corner!

The job won't save you, Jimmy

Oh, Indeed

I always felt that the "scandal" (in quotes b/c come on, who hasn't jacked off in a movie theater?) retired Pee Wee's Playhouse too early. The original stage show was really funny, and I'm glad to see it gets a second chance. Meka Leka Hi Meka Hynee Ho

Tell me about it. And the cock on Cowboy Curtis? Unbelievable.

I can't even look at your radiant wax face - I'm so embarrassed

Ha. I'm actually embarrassed for you.

Lousy beatnik

Can you count, suckers? The future is ours if you can count!

I hope Carl Winslow is in the new one

Die Hard V: Die Hardester

Hahahahahahaha
Oh, what a biting satire! I love pretentious politically-oriented music videos

(Ahem) Ladies and Gentlemen…
A depiction of The Prophet Muhammad:
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