DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP DICKS!

America has a boner for babies. America has a boner for vampires. Which studio will be the first to connect the dots?

CHAOS REIGNS!

Is there a Dick Whitman alternate costume for the Don doll? Maybe some overalls and a bowl cut? His eyes don't look near haunted enough.

This is what you get in my house for spilling paint in the GARAGE!

He's a beast, he's a dog, he's a mother fuckin problem

Calvin Coolidge: Mummy Fucker