Super-shitty news. I hope he pulls through.

And so, Amy Winehouse's controversial experiment to replace all of her blood with Popov vodka ended in tragedy.

Her tolerance just wasn't quite enough above average.

…the body was too flammable. They had to let the alcohol fumes dissipate to safe levels before they could do a proper autopsy.

One of you has broken that law! Who? Who has spilled blood?

Death, My Misadventure

What a twist!

Wow, so that robot scene from Rocky IV was a real thing that actually happened?

Disturbingly dark, warm & moist.

Don't worry, occasional commenter, nobody here hates you… because you're rich, at least.

You know, I can at least understand the anti-tax, pro-money grubbing policies the filthy rich endorse. After all, they're only looking after their own best interests. What really frustrates me are the dirt-poor morons who continue to vote republican—and to keep themselves in poverty. The GOP's reinventing itself as…

I don't.

W-W-WE COME IN PEACE

Zoiks!

OK, fine. The shoes are inflating THEMSELVES! OOOOOOOOOHHH!

Come on, it could work. Are those lines on the screen a tracking error, or … GHOOOOOOSTS?!!

Roger Ebert said "shmeeeuuuurrrgh."

Hi Homer, find your soul mate!

Only if I could lock them in the basement when they're not needed.

They keep the ugly ones close to home.