I love you Stan The Skrull Imposter Man!

BJ And The Bear
Every Which Way But Loose
Any Which Way You Can

My version's better. It has Mark Singer.

Final Fantast V? Plucky, spikey-haired teens defend Earth from evil lizard men who come to steal our water?

After I wrote that, I thought 'Hey, Smash Bros isn't a jigglefest.' then I remembered they added Bare-Ass Naked Samus in the latest installment.

Yep, I sure had some good times with Kilik's doom rod.

I can't think of a fighting game that didn't have giant, zero-g boobies.

No way,  @avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus. No quarter for Limbaugh. If there was any justice in this world, Hick's entire routine would be tattooed across Limbaugh's fat ass with rusty knitting needles.

That's basically what Android phones are.

Electro-Gonhorrea, the Noisy Killer.

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Laura Bush staring daggers at him throughout the whole routine almost made the Bush presidency worthwhile.

Starfleet doesn't want pussies in their organization. If you can't dodge an exploding console, you don't deserve to wear the uniform.

KABOOM!

Wait a minute— My sarcasmotron's twitching! You're not really happy with our government, are you?!

We need that old fap magic.

Back your financial documents, personal info, photos, kiddie porn & any other shit you can't live without to the cloud or on some sort of media stored offsite. Dump the rest on to hard drives in a RAID array or similar. There ya go.

I'd heard Bioshock Infinite hits some time in September.

It was possible to make Space Quest 5 unwinnable, but it was at least kind enough to warn you when you were about to do so.

Well, the Pentium supported the complete 80386 instruction set, including real mode, protected mode & 386-enhanced mode, so he's not entirely inaccurate.