Living with my grandparents under the same roof sounds like a pretty ripe slice of hell. Thank GOD for progress!

I don't like your religion. It has too much punctuation.

Reaganomics!

Come on, at least buy American.

Looks like Le Beef got a little tenderized.

As opposed to $10 for an Xbox Live game and $300 for an Xbox…

Then you're in luck: They're not charging $130 for that game.

WayForward released the super-fantastic Shantae: Risky's Revenge on DSiware a couple of years ago. These guys know their 2D Metroid-ish side scrollers.