It would be a cartoon, right?

I loved Wonder Boys.

This new Batman movie is just going to be people sleeping the whole time.

That guy's name is retarded.

It's funny: almost every article about that band (especially recently) mentions that she's of Haitian descent, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone (Justin Bieber maybe) who looks LESS Haitian than she does.

Yep. Grammys suck, but it's not their fault. They can't win either way.

…also, I have no idea how so many teenagers and minimum-wage-making hipsters can afford all of these fancy-ass phones. Do they put 75% of their wages into phone bills? It's ridiculous.

I don't have a cell phone of any kind. I'm stuck with good ol' YouTube and a computer.

Muse was pretty awful. Lenny Kravitz was baffling. Is he a superhero now? What was up with the costume?

I heard about this. That's terrible. I'm wondering who else they missed, now.

I thought they were nominated for something this year, weren't they?

No, Eminem released two albums that were pretty much the same (and actually good), followed by a bunch of unlistenable garbage about his ex, his mom and the way "the media" portrays him.

Cee-Lo is probably wider than he is tall. That's really odd. You usually only see people with his proportions in cartoons.

What was up with the shoulder implants or whatever? That was fucked up.

That's just creepy. I didn't even know Scientology HAD commercials. I thought they just kidnapped children in their sleep and brainwashed them.

Cee-Lo was indeed a rapper.

Deschanel was a horrible person in that movie. I had no sympathy for her character whatsoever.

Whenever I was single on Valentine's Day (I'm married now), it never really bothered me. It doesn't help to get bummed out about it. It's actually MORE stressful if you ARE in a relationship and you're expected to plan some kind of big romantic deal on the 14th.

If that's the actual lyric, I hate OLP even more than I thought I did.

High Fidelity is great, both book and flick.