I'm going to see the movie with a co-worker who's never read the book (I read it twice) but is just as excited as I am. It's my favorite of Pynchon's.

I just marathon-read the Percy Jackson books. Surprisingly good YA stuff. I asked for the new Richard Pryor biography for Christmas so I'm gonna tear into that once I get it.

"THIS SALAD IS TOO SPICY!"

"I saw a man with a tattoo that read Fuck Linda.
That guy HATES Linda!
Or…
He needs to remind himself to be intimate with Linda.
Either way Linda can do better."

DiPaolo is absolutely ruthless.

No I got a pretty non-aggressive vibe. We good, pretzels. We good.

I love that you took the time to point that out.

"I remember that. I was still breastfeeding!"
"No you weren't."
"NOT WITH YOU!"

"I'm just showing Thunderstone how to move on the dancefloor!"

Is Music Man the one with "Shi Poo Pee" because I would be on board for that.

Walken was totally hammered, right?
Williams swapped accents between singing and talking which was annoying as shit.
It was funny seeing my Twitter timeline vacillate between my theater friends going all "this is horrendous" and my gay friends (two different sets of people!) going all "DEM COSTUMES DOE."

Seagal's role in Machete may be one of the most enjoyably dumb things I've ever seen.

This is a good list but Bill Burr's special is going to trump them all. TRUMP THEM I SAY

Stanhope's bit about assisting in his mom's suicide is so fucking glorious. I already made it a point not to go outside tomorrow so I can watch Burr's special.

The animated Grinch over everything.

I honestly tried giving that show several chances but it was so stale and hackneyed. I honestly hope Mulaney had a different vision for it but was handicapped by network people.

"I will make Kevin toast."
"THAT'S LOW."

I would've probably madeout with her, puppets and all, but I'm not dating Eva Longoria SO WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW.

"I'll knock your head off Grandma" was so good.

"So our bank got new ATMs!"
"I wouldn't know I switched banks."