Is it worse than Christmas Shoes? Because Christmas Shoes is an abomination.

This is both frustrating and inspiring for people like me who want to break into entertainment writing. Frustrating because this is a monumentally idiotic idea but inspiring that people will put anything on TV.

"Rudy 1, Asthma (*starts coughing erratically)"

The worst part of the episode for me was him grabbing Peralta's leg when the perp got away. I would've kicked the shit out of someone who did that.

I thought Braugher's deadpan would drag and start to wear thin but thankfully that hasn't happened.

Mine too. It makes me want to get in several fights.

Look at his face when Killer Mike becomes the hypeman for the opera singer and then tell me this man is incapable of being serious.

You know how you usually have to pass a drug test to get a job? I think you need to fail a drug test to work at Adult Swim.

I do open mics in NYC/NJ a lot and it's mostly the newer comedians who rely on "herp derp I'm on Tinder and it's fucking weird, amirite" shit like that. I once saw two comedians go up one after the other. Both of them were gay, and ALL OF THEIR JOKES were about how they were gay. Echoing Capn' Deada, you're supposed…

Here's hoping they deviate SIGNIFICANTLY from the first movie and pay homage to other Christmas classics.

THOUGHTS:

"SOMEONE FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL FUCKBOY MEANS!"

"I'M DANA PLATO!" Those parodies are magnificent.

I haven't read Secret History but I did read The Goldfinch this year and I understand the acclaim she gets. Holy hell what a journey.

He liked alcohol.

I fast forwarded a lot but I rewound the scene where they crushed that dude's brains at least 5 times.

I still have to make a case for The Man in the High Castle as being one of PKD's best. Probably because I'm super into alternate histories.

King doesn't know how to end a story but he's too far into his career to do anything about it. The ending of Under the Dome made me visibly angry.

I checked it out of my library. From what I saw on the trailer it seems Anderson is staying faithful to it.

I want Edgar Wright to film RPO. I had mixed feelings about the book but he could nail it.