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Fingers crossed for a "I AM THE ONE WHO TYPES!" line.

Is it safe to say that Josh Peck has peaked with Drake and Josh and The Wackness ?

Seth Green should just focus on Robot Chicken and watching Can't Hardly Wait on an endless loop in his mansion.

Hot Rod is one of the most brilliantly stupid movies I have ever seen. There are so many lines that do absolutely NOTHING to advance the plot but it's still so great. The acid scene kills me.

K and P is definitely up there but there's so many to choose from:

I'd say if you're new to Pynchon either Crying or Inherent Vice would be the two to start with. IV is my favorite of his, if only because I have a soft spot for wise-cracking, pot-smoking detectives who love tacos.

Natasha Leggero, you guys. Telling Bill Hader that she hopes he really is the next Phil Hartman and the joke about flies buzzing around Aziz Ansari's parents. That shit was ridiculous.

This is all just filler until Kanye explodes the universe with Yeezus .

I changed the channel at the "your ass or a hole in the ground" cutaway. So lazy.

"Field of Schemes"
"Genie at the Bat"
"Mocha League of their Own"
"RBI's Wide Shut"
"Curse of the Scambino"
"Sluggers and Chuggers" (also kinda like a Hentai so NOPE)
"Cup of Coffee" (it's a baseball term NO WAY C'MON BOUCHARD)

This gets an A solely for the Trainspotting homage and this gem from Gene:

False. "Cavender is Coming" is the least-discussed, mostly because it's reaaaaaaaally dumb.

One of my favorite things about "To Serve Man" is that THEY LAND IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY FIRST. 
NEWARK.
WHAT THE FUCK ALIENS.

Bob Saget and Steve-O are two people who, having embraced standup as a way to reinvent themselves, have become almost insufferable.

The Shawshank Redemption . I saw it for the first time when I was 12 and cried like a little bitch at the end. 
Freaks . Holy shit this movie is insane but Browning was undeniably a genius who didn't give a shit about political correctness. Plus the image of The Living Torso crawling in the rain with a blade in his…

You had me at struggle buggy.

A Rose for Emily directed by Lars Von Trier or GTFO.

I never really understood why people pluralize the n-word with a z. Language is weird.

Robert Smith is going to give Nate Reuss pants that actually fit and then mock Jack Antonoff for continuing his relationship with Lena Dunham. When they protest, Smith will look both in the eyes and say "Bitch I was on South Park" and then he'll unleash a murder of crows upon Fun.