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His name is Ol Parker? Does his first name have an apostrophe after the O? PRETENTIOUS.

$20 on Sidney Poitier

Close tie between Freak The Mighty by Rodman Philbrick and Zusak's The Book Thief . Goddamn those are both great.

Next they're gonna re-imagine Northanger Abbey with Channing Tatum as Henry Tilney.

I love that in the Planes write-up you casually forget to mention that GABRIEL IGLESIAS AND DANE COOK HAVE PARTS IN THE MOVIE.


Well you're just a low-down fightin' man
And you gotta understand
That between the jabs and hooks….

Yeah see this is where quality not quantity makes the most sense to me.

Unrelated: Anyone watch any of Gabriel Iglesias's new special? Say what you will about Jeselnik but holy shit Iglesias is terrible.

I watched an episode of Franklin and Bash followed by a re-run of Men at Work and I almost lost the will to live.

Oh God Nanjiani's bit about "It Was A Good Day" is fantastic.

I think after his marathon tweet Comedy Central pretty much forbid him. That shit was ruthless.

Summer Catch 2: Autumn is Coming

The Riff-Off in this may be one of the most flamboyant things I have ever witnessed in film. It was like  West Side Story had a one night stand with Glee and the bastard child's musical needs were neglected until adolescence.

That would be Summer Catch . I am ashamed I know that.

Oh c'mon. You gave an episode with a Beverly Hills Cop reference a B-?

The true story of the first all-black swim team

Yeah I hate that Tyler relies on the word flagellation so much.

I was pretty sure they'd broken up since I hadn't really heard anything from them in years, but I always liked them. Misery Business was mah jam back in the day, so this is cool.

-They need to somehow bring Dan Mintz to do a guest voice, preferably a villain because the writers would have a field day.

I went to go see The Hobbit back in December and they had showed the trailer for this. It looked somewhat interesting but then the screen flashed to "From Stephenie Meyer" and I shouted "FUCK THIS" and two older nerds in back of me and I high-fived.