The ideal would be Channing Tatum winning that and best shirtless and then during the 2nd trophy presentation Daniel would rush on-stage and interrupt, saying "IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT DANIEL CRAIG HAD ONE OF THE BEST SHIRTLESS SCENES OF ALL TIME"

Bottle episode with Daryl and Glen OR GTFO.

Notable lines for me:

We covered Berryman in my grad poetry class (yeah I'm that guy) last semester and watched a Youtube clip of him. Dude was a total eccentric and he basically told syntax to go fuck itself but man there's some good stuff in those.

Dungeons and dragons,
Liters of cola conquered.
Best. Birthday. EVER

The Family Guy manatees have really taken off!

VARIOUS RAMBLINGS:

If it was it went over my head considering how awful TWD is compared to Zombieland . Like it's not even close.

This is quickly slipping back into Season 2 "Let's bicker about FUCKING EVERYTHING" bullshit and I don't like it. The rock-stomping scene was the best part but that still doesn't absolve Andrea of all the shitty things she's done. Merle telling Michonne to "remember cardio" was fucking stupid.

I missed last night's but I saw a preview on Twitter that said Kroll and John Mulaney play basketball against Hannibal Buress and JB Smoove.

2nd worst kept secret:

Bernthal=Shane on the much maligned (at least on here) The Walking Dead

Spoiler: Bernthal fucked The Rock's wife.

Hoes gon' be hoes, man they stay be learning
My bitch from Ole Miss likes it raw, call it Mississippi Burning

I'm not familiar enough to back this up and I'm too lazy to google it but is Chris D'Elia Whitney's husband? His standup is absurd.

Cummings falls under the Lampanelli School of Comedy, where women get laughs by being horrifically disgusting. All of Lampanelli's roasts are basically "I'M FAT AND I LIKE BLACK COCK IN MY MOUTH MY VAGINA IS A CAVERNOUS PIT OF DESPAIR"

I'm sure Weezy's sophomore history teacher is beaming.

It's like they watched one episode of Wonder Showzen and were like "THIS TV BULLSHIT IS EASY LET'S MAKE A SHOW"

I really like how this show balances really witty, smart humor with quick gags. Archer stealing the candy and flowers and then screaming 'MY NAME IS CYRIL FIGGIS" was great.

Some of the episodes do lose something over time but I always found Telly's "I'M NOT YOUR DADDY" line to be absurdly fucked but effective in establishing how much of a douche his character is.