Nickelback is kind of a national shame to Canada right now, considering the wealth of brilliance coming from there lately.

I guess I missed the memo that christians in the US are somehow oppressed. I have no fucking patience for that kind of cheap, manufactured underdog mentality.

Depends on your thoughts on god (or God, if you prefer.) I happen to hope, sincerely hope, that there is no God as imagined by christers/muslims and the like. That kind of blasphemy will likely put me in a separate department of hell from Old Oral, but I'll still look for him - at least during the moments when the…

Rather than donate to keep him here, someone should have given him a good firm shove in the other direction.

HAve 2 Danes, do some work with GD Rescue and I'm firmly in Dumbfounded's camp on this one. We have been dreading this for years. Everyone loves GD pups. Then they grow. A lot. Last thing we need is for a new demand surge to kick the puppy mills into high gear. April and May are always big months for the…

I'm starting to associate the beetus with uncontrollable sharting and old uncle wilford.

I can't read professor provolone's post without hearing christian bale's voice.

not old enough…

I thought Willard was absolutely perfect. A world where Walmart takes over? The president would have to be some game show host-like corporate boob.

Aren't Methodists pretty much just Baptists that can read?

Sector 6's.

His rival is Raptor Jesus.

Way better than The Shitty Beetles.

I know I haven't read it in at least 12 years, but I am not sure how "The End of History" is a key essay of neocon thought. From how I understood it, he wasn't saying so much that the tenents of liberal democracy had vanquished all-comers as he was saying that other forms of government proved unsupportable. He was a…

Baby Von Salsa? Fucking fantastic. He should start posting when he's sick at home.

Wow, how much liquor was required for that to go down?

Look at the number of hits on this article. Look at the hits on other similarly-toned articles (Ghostbusters, for instance.) Condescension = click thru revenue. I think AVC does a good job balancing things: challenging the hipsters from time to time while providing reviews and good entertainment for rubes like me.

Goddam you Roddick. I'm still in grad school and completely beside myself with envy. I save my drinking for paper-writing and my house is a shambles…

There's still royalty paid for being a low-cost leader right? I mean, Amazon already bought it, so AVC already got paid?

Iron and Wine. Good call.