Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

he was good in The Departed and Boogie Nights, but if the screenplay isn't solid, he's complete shit.

you may be onto something Sheltie, sounds like a good Roger Corman movie.

uh…ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE

"meecrocheep"

there is indeed "no one cares" but it makes me uncomfortable.

with a neck tattoo no less.

whoever's directing this is a master of suspense!

good god I hate those Just For Men commercials.

Mr. Simpson, I don't want to say you're a hero, but…

ANNYONG!
Hello.

I'M NOT FROM HERE! LOOK AT MY CRAAAZY PASSPORT!

cool story, Dr. Robuttnik. seriously.

so what should I be doing with my history degree?

6 nominations, but for 1 movie I like and 5 others I've never seen and probably will never see. How did it escape me that she's won twice?

man I fucking hate how phony Paltrow is. "oh, the yokels in the midwest love those truck commercials. maybe they'll like me more if I do THIS!"

unfortunately, there are no roads. you take donkey.

the pretzel industry has never been the same since slavery ended.

We Demand to be Taken Seriously
I'm suprised I don't yet see a reference to this:

I would also like to express my fondness for Duff Beer.