quiet, you.

I was hyperventilating I laughed so hard at Woody getting progressively higher from the Orb, especially where he motions like he's going to smack the woman trying to take it from him.

Robert Rodriguez used up the last of his ideas for movies with Planet Terror.

you're thinking of Craig Kilborn.

I love the "it's Lindsay" voice. it's brusque and annoyed.

this may be Cage's worst hairpiece yet.

and keeping his fingers crossed for a Mannequin remake.

at least it keeps Hobbit and Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark updates off the front page.

Mallory's also very narcissistic.

"it's closed-circuit, they can't change the channel."
"I don't know what that means."

I think it's a combination of Silverman with the voice and Whitney Cummings (the poor man's Sarah Silverman) on most everything else.

"…can't handle my power…"?

or Egotastic even.

Egostatic has writers?

I was going to pick up IFC just for this show and Larry Sanders, but they just so happened to start using commercials at the same time. maybe it's Time Warner Cable that's screwing me, but I'm not paying for a premium channel for chopped up movies with ads. I already have AMC to ignore for that.

Yeezy taught me.

OR scrubs.

DO YOU WANT ANTS?
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!

since Mandy Moore isn't in music anymore, it's clearly going to be Taylor Swift or Rhianna.

were you really fucking that polar bear?